The life jackets are mouldy and there are unequal numbers of umbrellas to chairs, forcing sus competitiveness. Constantly feel like there's some dude watching your back, waiting to tell be a #killjoy.
Resorts are not really my bag, the setting is nice enough but the breakfast buffet is like a zoo, and I think the food is just one up from what's fed to the animals.
The over regulation at this place sucks major ass. People all up in your grill with megaphones and shit, telling you to keep your wristband and life jacket on and sit down in your kayak. Avoid.