If you're on the run and need to go into hiding, Shorty's is the basementbar for you. Enter through the alley and head downstairs. The staff, food and beers all have a no-frills charm.
The hidden gem of the Court Ave district. Great little basement snug with a friendly staff. Has all the Irish Whiskey you can drink! It's also the only place I've been where when I looked down the bar
Play Irish Ringboard! 1st person to 101 wins... Rules: 1st goal: get above 87. Once above 87, your next throw must get you to exactly 100 (or forfeit your turn). Once you get to 100, ring a 1 to win.
Be at least a quasi regular, get to know a couple of the bartenders, tip generously even when you wait a little extra for a drink, it shows you appreciate them despite imperfections
There was once a dragon here. He was so short that a midget was able to slay him and so they called it shortys. You're drinking in a dragon carcus but whatever.