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Kozy Kar Bar

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Polk Gulch, San Francisco
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    G. Sax
    "The waterbed will make you sneeze, and you will love it."(9 Tips)
    Kevin S.
    "Don't leave till you get on the shag carpet water bed."(7 Tips)
    Xtina P.
    "schlitz and relax in bucket seats"(3 Tips)
    Thrillist
    "rock shag carpets"(2 Tips)
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  • SFist
    SFistMay 29, 2015
    Waterbeds, stripper poles, and pinups of naked women from the '70s screams make-out spot, right? After a few PBRs and Fireball shots, roll over near your crush and make a move. Read more
  • Nichanan K.heart icon on user image
    Nichanan KesonpatSeptember 6, 2016
    I see something new and interesting each time I've been here so far- whether it's the decor or patrons. The hot tub seat is more comfortable than it looks- I have yet to try the waterbed. Go go go
  • Marina M.
    Marina MarescaMarch 4, 2013
    Been here 10+ times
    Still the best bartenders, still the vintage porn, still the cheesy music and forever a trashy good time. You may be offered cocaine. No draft but I don't care. I love this place.
  • Amy B.heart icon on user image
    Amy BFebruary 21, 2016
    Come for the novelty. Leave after a drink & a good look around. 70's/80's nudie mag pics on the bar & walls. Fuzzy porn on the (mini) screens. Bartenders good but schtick & vibe gets old.
  • Brian T.heart icon on user image
    Brian TranNovember 12, 2014
    Definitely recommend checking this place out if you've never been. Interesting spot. Jacuzzi seats, waterbeds, porn hanging around. Cool place to barhop to with friends.
  • Heather T.
    Heather TerrellNovember 18, 2013
    Beware the waterbed. Who knows what some people have done back there. Also, you MUST hang out on the waterbed. So much fun.
  • Natalie M.heart icon on user image
    Natalie MJune 1, 2015
    Such a fun bar. I wish it was bigger though. Be prepared for what's on the wall. If you are easily offended or sensitive to uh sexual things than do not come here
  • Natalie M.heart icon on user image
    Natalie MJune 18, 2016
    Always so crowded. Don't come here with big groups. Fun to go to with a couple girlfriends bit got how popular this place is it's very tiny
  • Thrillist
    ThrillistJanuary 27, 2010
    This unabashedly kitschy dive's styled after custom vans of the 70s/early 80s, with booths that rock shag carpets, mirrored ceilings, WATER BEDS, and working CB radios. Read more
  • O L.heart icon on user image
    O LSeptember 24, 2017
    Unique bar in the centre of the city. There’s fun to be had
  • Bediheart icon on user image
    BediSeptember 20, 2019
    This is a fantastic bar. If you don’t like it, please sod off.
  • Xtina P.
    Xtina PlatterFebruary 2, 2010
    Been here 5+ times
    get a schlitz and relax in bucket seats while watching epic moments in cinematic masculinity! beware people that think they can "save seats" with their cast-off cardigans like we did in high school.
  • SFist
    SFistMay 29, 2015
    There aren't a lot of bars left in this town where it's still socially acceptable to make out with strangers. But this, however, is something that happens pretty much nightly at The Powerhouse. Read more
  • Alex D.
    Alex DobyanOctober 29, 2017
    There's no getting around it - it's a porno bar, and that makes it not for everyone, but there is some unbelievable 70s kitsch in here.
  • Bre L.
    Bre LambertJune 7, 2012
    Been here 5+ times
    The action goes down on the water bed just off the dance floor. Watch old school porn clips while sipping on a Fernet & soda.
  • Merlene
    MerleneJuly 22, 2010
    Dirty, Grimy, Randomly Hilarious Bar. Great for a weeknight with nothing to do, bar hop blues, and an 80's music itch. Me+3 found it on a Tues night completely empty & awesome music. Weekends= Crowded
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    ChrisMay 15, 2017
    Unique booths, we were in a hot tub while porn videos were playing on a screen above us
  • Alex C.
    Alex ChengJanuary 13, 2013
    Any bar with a waterbed is awesome in my book.
  • Leroi S.
    Leroi SumbodeeOctober 29, 2013
    Orange juice + vodka + Kaluha - much better than you'd think. The bartenders are creative here.
  • Julie V.heart icon on user image
    Julie VerstraetenMarch 11, 2015
    The waterbed is so cozy
  • keite d.
    keite davisOctober 5, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    Spencer and Autumn are two of the greatest bartenders on Polk. This bar is not for the prude or easily offended.
  • Sena S.
    Sena ShellenbergerJuly 8, 2011
    We sat down on 2 sets of bucket seats and shortly later realized we were shortly rotating. This place rules
  • Damien L.
    Damien LeClercOctober 13, 2011
    Been here 5+ times
    great place!! especially if you're trying to escape redg! NOT!
  • G. Sax
    G. SaxNovember 24, 2013
    The waterbed will make you sneeze, and you will love it.
  • Morgan
    MorganAugust 13, 2011
    Been here 10+ times
    Come in early on Fridays. Spencer, the bartender, rocks.
  • J S.heart icon on user image
    J SJuly 28, 2015
    Interestimg bar. Cartoon and Porno..what are the odds?!!
  • Lisa P.
    Lisa PetersonFebruary 15, 2010
    Cool bar that turns clubby a little later - hang out in bucket seats or water beds surrounded by pics of Playboy playmates
  • KahWee T.heart icon on user image
    KahWee TengMay 23, 2016
    For people with weird porn fetish.
  • Sabina B.
    Sabina B.September 9, 2014
    No amount of showers or hand sanitizer will truly cleanse you of this place. You've been warned.
  • Donald
    DonaldFebruary 2, 2012
    Old car pieces make the atmosphere of this place great (2 of 4 petals via Fondu) Read more
  • Chan D.
    Chan DDecember 20, 2010
    Watch out for the waterbeds there have been a few Porns shot on them and in the bar
  • Patrick K.
    Patrick KhensovanJanuary 21, 2013
    Porno, alcohol and a water bed. That is all
  • Emily B.heart icon on user image
    Emily BMay 27, 2014
    Been here 5+ times
    Water bed inside of a car inside of a bar
  • J K.
    J KDecember 3, 2016
    Dive. Water beds. Eccentric. Watch out for the porn
  • Kevin S.
    Kevin ShermanSeptember 3, 2011
    Don't leave till you get on the shag carpet water bed.
  • Zac B.heart icon on user image
    Zac BonheimDecember 1, 2013
    Not sure why the floors are sticky... spilled beer or is it the porn cut into the cartoons on the TVs?
  • Ben R.heart icon on user image
    Ben RussoAugust 21, 2015
    I'm not into theme bars.
  • Mucho C.
    Mucho Comida™November 26, 2012
    Been here 10+ times
    Porn dominates the tips here. So, watch for the porn. Enjoy.
  • Greg S.
    Greg SchechterAugust 19, 2014
    Weird. Be sure to check out the porn on the TVs.
  • Toby C.
    Toby C.January 29, 2012
    a Marina bar in Polk St!
  • Joeheart icon on user image
    JoeAugust 19, 2013
    In the water bed table with 6 women. Seriously Davo. F U.
  • Utku F.
    Utku FeruzApril 19, 2011
    We had to leave the bar because of porn! The bartender was a cool guy though
  • Steven F.heart icon on user image
    Steven FabreAugust 30, 2014
    Hilarious bar.
  • Brian M.
    Brian MacKaySeptember 20, 2013
    Been here 5+ times
    Tap a keg Oly!
  • Amanda H.
    Amanda HansenSeptember 29, 2012
    FYI No Porn on Fridays. Just thought you should know.
  • Pam B.
    Pam BSeptember 24, 2009
    Stripper pole on the bar. All kinds of awesome, but watch out for the bruises.
  • TenderKnob.com
    TenderKnob.comAugust 20, 2011
    80's porn splashed all over the place, how can you not like
  • Kevin M.
    Kevin McGuireJuly 22, 2012
    It's like getting into a van with a stranger with candy. Your mother would be so disappointed.
  • Alex C.
    Alex CramMay 25, 2011
    WATERBED! DO IT!
  • Jason S.
    Jason StandifordSeptember 25, 2010
    Been here 10+ times
    Best bartenders in town
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